Total Medals Earned: 621 (From 124 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,190 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 16/20 (295/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 8/34 (50/500 points)
Bought the Illustrated book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the first extra slot
Bought the Pirate ship
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/500 points)
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/40 (20/445 points)
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Goth superkicks called
Mamas called
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
First win
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 8/14 (110/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/415 points)
you have become fast fwends with alien fwend.
presistence plays off in the rend.
snitches get kisses.
preversity is the mother of invention.
see all that was before you can see all that wasn't.
into which we threw up our dreams.
dance! dance for me woman!
every body dies, but not on my watch.. errr.. one out of two ain't bad.
the more secret medal in that whole game.
every body dies, but not on my watch.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/150 points)
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
Gigantor survives the battle
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
Get all Arcane Spells
Get your first Arcane Spell
Freeze 500 enemies
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Bag o' bones
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
in cold cash
in cold cash.
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stun 500 enemies
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Slay a thousand
Finish the game
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.